No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
