Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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