she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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