I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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