She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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