is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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