I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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