so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i already hear my dad disowning me
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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