Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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