we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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