Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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