question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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