If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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