is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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