You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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