Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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