Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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