ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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