and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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