THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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