yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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