When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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