This girl is more easily done than said...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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