I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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