there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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