Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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