Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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