You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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