We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Randomize
