Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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