How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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