i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Alive.
So much puke
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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