you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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