quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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