wrigley field is MILF paradise
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
