when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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