no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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