It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My bed smells like the plague
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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