like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We need to get me chipped asap
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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