so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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