I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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