just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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