so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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