Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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