Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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