Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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