i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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