Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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