your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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