i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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