she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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