shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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