Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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