He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
