8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Banned from zoo.
Again?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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